While I am by no means what modern society may refer to as a "girly girl", I have noted that there may be many practical reasons for having certain items close at hand or about one's person when one is away from one's home.
First and foremost, when one chooses to leave one's house, it is strongly recommended that one allow one's house keys to accompany them. This is of vital importance.
It is always advisable that one wear clothing when one leaves one's house, not only to protect against the elements, but to ensure a clean record and avoid jail time. If it is a bright day, sunglasses may be required to avoid having to drive or walk with one's eyes closed, hereby reducing the chance of death. For this same reason, it is advised that, if one has long hair, one procure a hair band to secure any fly away strands on a windy day.
Keeping a good quality lip balm on one's person is the mark of an evolved individual, and communicates that one is not to be trifled with. The wearing of one's wedding band on the third finger of one's left hand acts in the same manner.
Should one find oneself in any trouble caused by the absence of any of the above items, one should be sure to have one's cellular telephone close at hand to call for help - preferably a close friend or an elder of one's community. If one's community is a nudist one, perhaps consider a close friend outside of one's community to avoid charges of conspiracy.
If all else fails, consider staying in - one simply cannot chance leaving home without one's arsenal.
Until tomorrow!
Peace and Love!
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